Every once in a while, when I’m feeling overwhelmingly narcissistic, I do a google search for myself just to see what Google has to say about my internet presence (oddly enough, this blog never actually shows up).
Here’s a list of my favorite (but fairly inaccurate) results:
![Screen Shot 2013-01-15 at 3.06.59 PM](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-06-59-pm.png?w=490&h=74)
Apparently, I’m an 88 year old zombie.
![Here's a picture of my grave in case you didn't believe me.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-14-49-pm.png?w=490)
Here’s a picture of my grave in case you didn’t believe me.
![I do love her photography.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-09-49-pm.png?w=490&h=70)
I do think she’s very talented, but not quite sure why she pops up for “Sydney Gallimore”
![A collage of people who aren't me.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-32-09-pm.png?w=490&h=588)
A collage of people who aren’t me.
![I always wanted to be a commercial lawyer!](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-09-08-pm.png?w=490)
I always wanted to be a commercial lawyer!
![Ok, Google, you obviously just stole this from my Pinterest page.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-13-01-pm.png?w=490)
#SWAGRID
![I have never, nor will I ever, live in Miami.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-08-27-pm.png?w=490&h=68)
I have never, nor will I ever, live in Miami.
![Screen Shot 2013-01-15 at 3.13.36 PM](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-13-36-pm.png?w=490)
Oh Google, NOW I understand the Miami reference.
![Did I not mention I was born a boy named "Alfred?" Must have totally slipped my mind.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-33-41-pm.png?w=490&h=75)
Did I not mention I was born a boy named “Alfred?” Must have totally slipped my mind.
![For this, I have no words.](https://queenofthefoodage.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-3-27-22-pm.png?w=490&h=290)
For this, I have no words.
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