Googling Myself

16 Jan

Every once in a while, when I’m feeling overwhelmingly narcissistic, I do a google search for myself just to see what Google has to say about my internet presence (oddly enough, this blog never actually shows up).

Here’s a list of my favorite (but fairly inaccurate) results:

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Apparently, I’m an 88 year old zombie.

 

Here's a picture of my grave in case you didn't believe me.

Here’s a picture of my grave in case you didn’t believe me.

 

I do love her photography.

I do think she’s very talented, but not quite sure why she pops up for “Sydney Gallimore”

 

A collage of people who aren't me.

A collage of people who aren’t me.

 

I always wanted to be a commercial lawyer!

I always wanted to be a commercial lawyer!

 

Ok, Google, you obviously just stole this from my Pinterest page.

#SWAGRID

 

I have never, nor will I ever, live in Miami.

I have never, nor will I ever, live in Miami.

 

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Oh Google, NOW I understand the Miami reference.

Did I not mention I was born a boy named "Alfred?" Must have totally slipped my mind.

Did I not mention I was born a boy named “Alfred?” Must have totally slipped my mind.

 

For this, I have no words.

For this, I have no words.

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One Response to “Googling Myself”

  1. LaLa January 16, 2013 at 9:24 AM #

    I spy a Sydney Gallimore in one of those pics!

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